Stupid Johns

I had fun reading blogs last night. I found this one by kevin the one-armed boy. He has a hilarious quote from John Edwards-
"We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again."

If you think this quote is funny, here is one-armed Kevin's embellishment of the quote-
"When John Kerry is president there will be no poverty. A global coalition will spontaneously appear in the wake of his election victory causing terrorists throughout the world to throw out their plans of destruction and murder and become mere nuisances. It will only snow on ski resorts but there will be snow for one and all at Christmas! We will be for things before we are against them and then quite possibly for them again so we'll never be at odds with anyone! Cigarettes will be good for you! You will be able to eat pie every day at every meal. Male pattern baldness will be banished forever! FOREVER!!!!"

Funny Kevin, funny. Life is grand.