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Friday, February 04, 2005

Jeff Foxworthy On Ohio

You may be from Ohio (pronounced ah-hi-uh) if:

-You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange.

-You know the 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
-You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
-"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
-You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
-You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati!
-"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall.
-You measure distance in minutes.
-Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
-Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
-You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
-You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
-You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
-You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
-You carry jumper cables in your car.
-You know what 'pop' is.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
-You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

From PJ. Thanks girl!


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