Jokes

Here are a few jokes just for Drifter. Enjoy!

Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.