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Sunday, January 09, 2005


In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Wear more lacy black lingerie.

Get your resolution here

Top 11 Geek Break Up Lines:
11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...
4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

Why are fat sitcom husbands paired with great-looking wives?

Blogger ghraper said...

I resolve to stop being a productive member of society.

Maybe I can get MY own sitcom. I'm fat, childish, and lazy. Plus, I've already got the hot wife.(Rrrrrreeeeeerr!)

January 09, 2005 5:54 PM

Blogger Guru said...

#1 in the list just proves the geek value of a former post of mine. It comes from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books. All blogs just come full circle.

January 09, 2005 6:21 PM


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