Being PC

I was accused of being politically incorrect the other day, so here is a list of new terms that I will be using (thanks to this site and this site):

Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Bald - follicularly challenged
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Bum - Displaced Homeowner
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Dead - living impaired
Delicatessen - Corpse Farm
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Fat - gravitationally or horizontally challenged.
Frog - amphibian American
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Large Nose - nasally gifted
Loser - Second Place
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Poor - monetarily challenged
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prostitute - sex care provider
Rudeness - Tact Avoidance
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - vertically challenged
Stained - creatively re-dyed
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
White American - racially challenged
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Wrong - differently logical

(Btw, I wasn't making fun, just stating a fact Mr Pot.)